Don’t get a pet goose, it will only bring you down.
Isn’t granola really just a box broken cookies?
All these people taking pictures of themselves, they’re so selfie-ish.
I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time.
Does the term double entendre have a second meaning?
I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said “we’ve had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella”
I got a great deal a load of scrap metal, it was a steel.