Don’t get a pet goose, it will only bring you down.
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Isn’t granola really just a box broken cookies?
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All these people taking pictures of themselves, they’re so selfie-ish.
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I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time.
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Does the term double entendre have a second meaning?
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I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said “we’ve had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella”
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I got a great deal a load of scrap metal, it was a steel.
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Wow that guy has gained a lot of weight. He’s a château of his former self.
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After I eat Middle Eastern food, I feel falafel.
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I knew a guy who liked to explore dormant volcanoes, what an ash hole.